Physics Puns~~ Anything that doesn't matter has no mass!!
1. Why can't you trust an atom?
They make up everything!
2. What do physicist enjoy doing the most at sporting events?
Wave!
3. What is the name of first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms!
4. Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?
Because when they find position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position!
5. Why is physics book always unhappy?
Because it always has lots of problems!
6. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees"!
7. Got mole problem??
Call Avogadro at 602-1023!
8. What does Einstien read on the Toilet?
Brownian motion!
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