Chemistry Puns!

Chemistry Puns~~ Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon!!

Disclaimer: You need to know a tad bit of Chemistry!!

1. What is the Gender of Chemistry?

 Female (Chem-is-stri)! 

2. Don't trust atoms, they make everything up!

3. Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Celsius and still be 0K! (that's 0 Kelvin)

4. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They are cheaper than day rate!

5. I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite...

He said NaBrO!

6. What show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI!

7. What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!!

8. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they will be alloys!! (read allys)

9. What did the Scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe!

10. What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorus walked into the bar?

OH SNaP!

11. What did one ion say to another?

I've got my ion you!

12. What do you call a clown who's in jail?

Silicon!

13. Old Chemists never die, they just stop reacting!!